{"id":7058,"date":"2011-02-07T01:17:22","date_gmt":"2011-02-07T09:17:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=7058"},"modified":"2011-02-07T01:17:22","modified_gmt":"2011-02-07T09:17:22","slug":"sting-still-a-cunt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/sting-still-a-cunt\/","title":{"rendered":"Sting: Still a Cunt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/sting-and-trudie-making-you-sick.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7059\" title=\"sting and trudie making you sick\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/sting-and-trudie-making-you-sick.jpg?resize=360%2C460\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"460\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/sting-and-trudie-making-you-sick.jpg?w=360&amp;ssl=1 360w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/sting-and-trudie-making-you-sick.jpg?resize=234%2C300&amp;ssl=1 234w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It serves me right for reading Bazaar magazine, but when I came across this picture of<strong> Sting<\/strong> and <strong>Trudie<\/strong> I was filled with horror and outrage. Why does he keep trying to make us sick?!?!<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the good part: If you read the interview, you will grasp the folly of designer labels.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em><strong>We like fashion<\/strong><\/em>,<strong>&#8221; Sting says, wrapped in a Rick Owens coat, while Styler wears an artfully ripped Balmain T-shirt and Yohji Yamamoto coat. &#8220;<em>We enjoy it; it&#8217;s fun. We like going to shows<\/em>.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ugh! Designer labels just define you as a stupid greedy knucklehead. Better to buy your clothes from Target or Walmart.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks, Sting. Now leave the planet. Your work here is done.<\/p>\n<p>*(photo by that other cunt, Terry Richardson)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It serves me right for reading Bazaar magazine, but when I came across this picture of Sting and Trudie I was filled with horror and outrage. Why does he keep trying to make us sick?!?! Here&#8217;s the good part: If &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/sting-still-a-cunt\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,2],"tags":[215,517],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1PQ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7058"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7058"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7058\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}