{"id":7076,"date":"2011-02-09T03:13:23","date_gmt":"2011-02-09T11:13:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=7076"},"modified":"2011-02-09T03:13:23","modified_gmt":"2011-02-09T11:13:23","slug":"the-white-shirtdress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-white-shirtdress\/","title":{"rendered":"The White Shirtdress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/victor-rolf-shirtdress.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7075\" title=\"victor &amp; rolf shirtdress\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/victor-rolf-shirtdress.jpg?resize=347%2C683\" alt=\"\" width=\"347\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/victor-rolf-shirtdress.jpg?w=347&amp;ssl=1 347w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/victor-rolf-shirtdress.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 347px) 100vw, 347px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This <strong>Viktor &amp; Rolf<\/strong> shirtdress is a total fiasco.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, I like how it manages to evoke both a nurse AND a mental patient.<\/p>\n<p>The perfect accessory: a thermometer.<\/p>\n<p>$1,125 at<a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/runway-off-shoulder-shirt-dress\/vp\/v=1\/845524441890571.htm?folderID=2534374302181834&amp;fm=browse-brand-shopbysize\" target=\"_blank\"> Shopbop<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>What fashionese gibberish would you use to describe this dress?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This Viktor &amp; Rolf shirtdress is a total fiasco. On the other hand, I like how it manages to evoke both a nurse AND a mental patient. The perfect accessory: a thermometer. $1,125 at Shopbop. What fashionese gibberish would you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-white-shirtdress\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[626,578,80],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1Q8","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7076"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7076"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7076\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}