{"id":7087,"date":"2011-02-11T02:14:46","date_gmt":"2011-02-11T10:14:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=7087"},"modified":"2013-04-02T00:16:04","modified_gmt":"2013-04-02T08:16:04","slug":"douche-or-deamboat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/douche-or-deamboat\/","title":{"rendered":"Douche or Deamboat?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/satorialist-guy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7090\" title=\"satorialist guy\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/satorialist-guy.jpg?resize=379%2C702\" width=\"379\" height=\"702\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not often that I feel so conflicted about a man&#8217;s attractiveness.<\/p>\n<p>On the one hand, he&#8217;s so&#8230;but on the other hand, he&#8217;s kind of&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s your vote?<\/p>\n<p>(*via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesartorialist.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Satorialist<\/a>. Gott sei Dank, er ist nicht verr\u00fcckt.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not often that I feel so conflicted about a man&#8217;s attractiveness. On the one hand, he&#8217;s so&#8230;but on the other hand, he&#8217;s kind of&#8230; What&#8217;s your vote? (*via The Satorialist. Gott sei Dank, er ist nicht verr\u00fcckt.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,2],"tags":[488,596],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1Qj","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7087"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7087"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7087\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}