{"id":7187,"date":"2011-02-27T02:52:49","date_gmt":"2011-02-27T10:52:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=7187"},"modified":"2011-02-27T02:52:49","modified_gmt":"2011-02-27T10:52:49","slug":"suggestions-for-jane%e2%84%a2-2-27-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/suggestions-for-jane%e2%84%a2-2-27-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Suggestions for Jane\u2122 2-27-2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/DG-shoes-for-Jane.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7188\" title=\"D&amp;G shoes for Jane\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/DG-shoes-for-Jane.jpg?resize=434%2C303\" alt=\"\" width=\"434\" height=\"303\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/DG-shoes-for-Jane.jpg?w=434&amp;ssl=1 434w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/DG-shoes-for-Jane.jpg?resize=300%2C209&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 434px) 100vw, 434px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My first response to these spring pumps by <strong>D&amp;G<\/strong> was: &#8220;<strong>Sea of Shoes<\/strong>!&#8221; I&nbsp;\u00a0 can&#8217;t think of anyone who could wear them better than Jane.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Nutty-Jane.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7190\" title=\"Nutty Jane\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Nutty-Jane-199x300.jpg?resize=199%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Nutty-Jane.jpg?resize=199%2C300&amp;ssl=1 199w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Nutty-Jane.jpg?w=550&amp;ssl=1 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No one can do Nutty 70&#8217;s Divorcee like Jane does. Somehow she manages to look worn and trying-too-hard no matter what she wears. Her &#8216;Baby Jane&#8217; Halloween costume was only a fraction scarier than her everyday look.<\/p>\n<p>I think she could wear these shoes with a tutu over a Bob Mackie evening gown with maybe a huge bedazzled cowboy hat. Right? I don&#8217;t know, I&#8217;m crap at styling, obviously.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not really mad at Jane any more. I have turned my wrath elsewhere. I&#8217;d like Jane to fix my roof or my teeth but if she chooses to buy shoes instead, I can deal with it.<\/p>\n<p>Jane, these shoes are only <strong>$495<\/strong>. I hope their relatively low price won&#8217;t be a deterrent! You can buy them <a href=\"http:\/\/www.my-wardrobe.com\/d-g\/marilyn-pointed-peony-shoe-268308\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My first response to these spring pumps by D&amp;G was: &#8220;Sea of Shoes!&#8221; I&nbsp;\u00a0 can&#8217;t think of anyone who could wear them better than Jane. No one can do Nutty 70&#8217;s Divorcee like Jane does. Somehow she manages to look &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/suggestions-for-jane%e2%84%a2-2-27-2011\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[740,118],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1RV","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7187"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}