{"id":7219,"date":"2011-03-03T23:05:42","date_gmt":"2011-03-04T07:05:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=7219"},"modified":"2011-03-03T23:05:42","modified_gmt":"2011-03-04T07:05:42","slug":"keep-on-sagging","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/keep-on-sagging\/","title":{"rendered":"Keep on Sagging!"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a><\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n It’s easy not to care about looking old when you’re not old.<\/p>\n Later, it’s just a constant struggle to accept the changes in your face, the face that in your mind is eternally 18 or 30 or whenever you liked it best.<\/p>\n Seeing Carine and Madonna look like women in their 50’s is such a comfort! Get old, you two!<\/p>\n I decided to see the difference between a face in repose and a face smiling.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n I made the biggest smile my face could do, and voila! I’m genuinely old.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n If \u00a0 you have no expression, you can keep up the illusion of youthfulness.<\/p>\n I am unable to age gracefully because I’m too shallow and preoccupied with appearance. I want everyone to wrinkle up like a prune. The only procedure I would rule out if I were a millionaire is the lip enhancement, because nothing says tragedy like a duckface.<\/p>\n I am waiting patiently for Demi Moore’s face to fall. On the day it does, the drinks are on me!<\/p>\n How do feel you will handle getting old? If you are old, how hard is it for you to combat vanity?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" It’s easy not to care about looking old when you’re not old. Later, it’s just a constant struggle to accept the changes in your face, the face that in your mind is eternally 18 or 30 or whenever you liked … Continue reading