{"id":7287,"date":"2011-03-10T20:02:22","date_gmt":"2011-03-11T04:02:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=7287"},"modified":"2011-03-10T20:02:22","modified_gmt":"2011-03-11T04:02:22","slug":"move-over-godfrey-and-andrej-david-chiang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/move-over-godfrey-and-andrej-david-chiang\/","title":{"rendered":"Move Over Godfrey and Andrej: David Chiang"},"content":{"rendered":"

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He’s hot, Asian, and androgynous.<\/p>\n

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He’s friends with Andrej<\/strong>. Maybe they talk about their hair?<\/p>\n

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If the Lord didn’t want me to long for David Chiang<\/a><\/strong>, He wouldn’t have given me eyes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

He’s hot, Asian, and androgynous. He’s friends with Andrej. Maybe they talk about their hair? If the Lord didn’t want me to long for David Chiang, He wouldn’t have given me eyes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,2,11],"tags":[596,81,793],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1Tx","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7287"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}