{"id":731,"date":"2008-02-19T19:49:06","date_gmt":"2008-02-20T03:49:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2008\/02\/19\/chef-regrets-sex-with-dead-girl\/"},"modified":"2008-02-19T19:49:06","modified_gmt":"2008-02-20T03:49:06","slug":"chef-regrets-sex-with-dead-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/chef-regrets-sex-with-dead-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Chef Regrets Sex With Dead Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/mark-dixie1.jpg\" title=\"mark-dixie1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/mark-dixie1.jpg?w=640\" alt=\"mark-dixie1.jpg\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Mark Dixie, 37, an unemployed chef, insisted today during his murder <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/uk_news\/england\/london\/7252746.stm\">trial<\/a> that he didn\u2019t kill 18 year old Sally Anne Bowman, but rather had sex with her dead body. Dixie claims that he came across the body laying in a driveway, and didn\u2019t realize she was dead \u201cuntil after the sex.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The girl was stabbed several times and was surrounded by a pool of blood. Dixie says he knew something was wrong when she didn\u2019t react to his bites.<\/p>\n<p>I think the law is being too hard on this guy. Who among us hasn\u2019t come upon a prostrate body and felt aroused? How are you supposed to know it\u2019s a corpse? We\u2019re not all forensic scientists, for Christ sake!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mark Dixie, 37, an unemployed chef, insisted today during his murder trial that he didn\u2019t kill 18 year old Sally Anne Bowman, but rather had sex with her dead body. Dixie claims that he came across the body laying in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/chef-regrets-sex-with-dead-girl\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5,8],"tags":[47,49,46,48],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-bN","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/731"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=731"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/731\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}