{"id":739,"date":"2008-02-26T21:27:16","date_gmt":"2008-02-27T05:27:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2008\/02\/26\/paging-diablo-cody\/"},"modified":"2008-02-26T21:27:16","modified_gmt":"2008-02-27T05:27:16","slug":"paging-diablo-cody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/paging-diablo-cody\/","title":{"rendered":"Paging Diablo Cody"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gabbarella.jpg\" title=\"gabbarella.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/gabbarella.jpg?w=640\" alt=\"gabbarella.jpg\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/hot-pants.jpg\" title=\"hot-pants.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/hot-pants.jpg?w=640\" alt=\"hot-pants.jpg\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I love this <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ilaniowear.com\/garb\/leggielegs\/index.html\">company<\/a> because they sell Leggie-Legs, a garment they describe as:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Think of them as a cross between leg-warmers and some kind of fucked-up disco pants.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Okay! I also like these hot-pants. I don&#8217;t know who can actually wear these fashions but I&#8217;m thinking Diablo Cody might like them. I&#8217;m kind of mad at her, because I feel I could&#8217;ve been her, if only I&#8217;d been a stripper and written a good screenplay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love this company because they sell Leggie-Legs, a garment they describe as: &#8220;Think of them as a cross between leg-warmers and some kind of fucked-up disco pants.&#8221; Okay! I also like these hot-pants. I don&#8217;t know who can actually &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/paging-diablo-cody\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[52,53,54],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-bV","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=739"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}