{"id":741,"date":"2008-02-26T22:43:09","date_gmt":"2008-02-27T06:43:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2008\/02\/26\/what-is-feist-for\/"},"modified":"2008-02-26T22:43:09","modified_gmt":"2008-02-27T06:43:09","slug":"what-is-feist-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/what-is-feist-for\/","title":{"rendered":"What is Feist For?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/feist.jpg\" title=\"feist.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/feist.jpg?w=640\" alt=\"feist.jpg\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Why did god make Feist?&nbsp;\u00a0 I know why he made Lindsay Lohan (so we can make fun of her) and Renee Zellweger (so we can all scream \u201ceeoow!\u201d when we see her making that face) and that guy in Maroon 5 (so we can go \u201cUgh, what a douche!\u201d) and Mike Huckabee (so we can say, &#8220;Wow, loony tunes&#8221;) and Ann Coulter (so we can feel united by a common enemy). I even know why god made Hillary Swank (so we can think \u201cShe still looks like a man!\u201d)<\/p>\n<p>But Feist, what the hell? I think she might represent everything I hate about post-hip hipsterism, but I\u2019m not even sure of that.&nbsp;\u00a0 If I close my eyes, maybe she\u2019ll go away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why did god make Feist?&nbsp;\u00a0 I know why he made Lindsay Lohan (so we can make fun of her) and Renee Zellweger (so we can all scream \u201ceeoow!\u201d when we see her making that face) and that guy in Maroon &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/what-is-feist-for\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,7,11],"tags":[55,57,56],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-bX","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=741"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}