{"id":7412,"date":"2011-04-02T20:32:53","date_gmt":"2011-04-03T04:32:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=7412"},"modified":"2012-08-16T20:10:31","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T04:10:31","slug":"this-is-just-bullshit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/this-is-just-bullshit\/","title":{"rendered":"This is Just Bullshit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Alex-Wang-foil-jeans.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7413\" title=\"Alex Wang foil jeans\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Alex-Wang-foil-jeans.jpg?resize=347%2C683\" alt=\"\" width=\"347\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Alex-Wang-foil-jeans.jpg?w=347&amp;ssl=1 347w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Alex-Wang-foil-jeans.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 347px) 100vw, 347px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Alex Wang expects you to pay <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/denim-pants-silver-tape-alexander\/vp\/v=1\/845524441898387.htm?folderID=2534374302029428&amp;fm=whatsnew-shopbysize&amp;colorId=34337\" target=\"_blank\">$395<\/a> for a pair of jeans with a swipe of paint down the sides.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>&#8220;These dirty-wash straight-leg jeans feature foil accents at the sides. 5-pocket styling and single-button closure. Mild distressing and worn edges.&#8221;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>As if, Alex. You are THIS \u00a0\u00a0CLOSE to being Cunt of the Week\u2122.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alex Wang expects you to pay $395 for a pair of jeans with a swipe of paint down the sides. &#8220;These dirty-wash straight-leg jeans feature foil accents at the sides. 5-pocket styling and single-button closure. Mild distressing and worn edges.&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/this-is-just-bullshit\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[848,247,341],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1Vy","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7412"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}