{"id":7462,"date":"2011-04-15T00:54:46","date_gmt":"2011-04-15T08:54:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=7462"},"modified":"2011-04-15T00:54:46","modified_gmt":"2011-04-15T08:54:46","slug":"the-lesser-of-two-evils","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-lesser-of-two-evils\/","title":{"rendered":"The Lesser of Two Evils"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Gwyneth-ugh.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7463\" title=\"Gwyneth ugh\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Gwyneth-ugh.jpg?resize=400%2C500\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Gwyneth-ugh.jpg?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Gwyneth-ugh.jpg?resize=240%2C300&amp;ssl=1 240w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/chloe-sevigny-ugh.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7464\" title=\"chloe-sevigny ugh\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/chloe-sevigny-ugh.jpg?resize=426%2C640\" alt=\"\" width=\"426\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/chloe-sevigny-ugh.jpg?w=426&amp;ssl=1 426w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/chloe-sevigny-ugh.jpg?resize=199%2C300&amp;ssl=1 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 426px) 100vw, 426px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have PTSD and the world is going to hell, but for the moment I&#8217;m choosing to focus on other matters. For example, here is a challenging dilemma:<\/p>\n<p>Who is more annoying. <strong>Gwyneth<\/strong> or <strong>Chloe<\/strong>?<\/p>\n<p>On the one hand, Gwyneth has that awful website and now she has a recording contract as a country-western singer.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, Chloe has her stupid fashion line for Opening Ceremony and that hipster lifestyle.<\/p>\n<p>Gwyneth has the rock-star husband and the unforgivable names of her children. But Chloe has no talent and she looks like she needs a good hot bath. Each of them is a grating irritant in the oyster of my psyche,&nbsp;\u00a0neither&nbsp;\u00a0producing a pearl. &nbsp;\u00a0I would say it&#8217;s closer to a blister. I hate them both.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get caught up on the word &#8220;hate,&#8221; if that bother you. &nbsp;\u00a0Just tell me who you find more annoying, and why.<\/p>\n<p>Ready, set, go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have PTSD and the world is going to hell, but for the moment I&#8217;m choosing to focus on other matters. For example, here is a challenging dilemma: Who is more annoying. Gwyneth or Chloe? On the one hand, Gwyneth &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-lesser-of-two-evils\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[514,525,1110],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1Wm","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7462"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}