{"id":7476,"date":"2011-04-17T23:38:14","date_gmt":"2011-04-18T07:38:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=7476"},"modified":"2011-04-18T13:46:55","modified_gmt":"2011-04-18T21:46:55","slug":"choose-your-assignment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/choose-your-assignment\/","title":{"rendered":"Choose Your Assignment!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Volunteers-Needed-Header.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7477\" title=\"Volunteers-Needed-Header\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Volunteers-Needed-Header-300x106.jpg?resize=300%2C106\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"106\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Volunteers-Needed-Header.jpg?resize=300%2C106&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Volunteers-Needed-Header.jpg?w=550&amp;ssl=1 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I was so touched and delighted when &#8220;Sam&#8221; suggested that my readers could take over some of my worries for me while I tend to my PTSD. The three big-ticket worries I mentioned were Libya, Mrs. Palin, and fashion.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;d like to hand over these worries on a volunteer basis. Just pick the one you feel most suited or inclined to worry about! &nbsp;\u00a0Here they are, in no order:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Libya<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Mrs. Palin<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Tea Party<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Obama&#8217;s ineptitude<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Fashion trends<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Nuclear catastrophe<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Celebrity break-ups<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Blogger business deals<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Tavi developments<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Afghanistan<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Corporate crime<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The economy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Sea of Shoes<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Healthcare<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I plan to continue worrying about hair and hair products, cosmetic surgery, language issues, cunts and COTW, and minor pop culture irritants. That&#8217;s all I can handle until further notice.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, Thank you in advance for your kindness and generosity. Once you have chosen a Worry to be responsible for, just do your best. If you can&#8217;t fulfill your obligation and have to step down, it will go to the Alternate Candidate for that category.<\/p>\n<p>xoxoxo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was so touched and delighted when &#8220;Sam&#8221; suggested that my readers could take over some of my worries for me while I tend to my PTSD. The three big-ticket worries I mentioned were Libya, Mrs. Palin, and fashion. So &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/choose-your-assignment\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,8],"tags":[969,133,970],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1WA","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7476"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7476"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7476\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}