{"id":7485,"date":"2011-04-19T23:12:06","date_gmt":"2011-04-20T07:12:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=7485"},"modified":"2011-04-19T23:12:06","modified_gmt":"2011-04-20T07:12:06","slug":"behold-the-sequin-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/behold-the-sequin-pants\/","title":{"rendered":"Behold the Sequin Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Passover-with-sequin-pants-small-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7491\" title=\"Passover with sequin pants small 1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Passover-with-sequin-pants-small-1.jpg?resize=457%2C687\" alt=\"\" width=\"457\" height=\"687\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Passover-with-sequin-pants-small-1.jpg?w=457&amp;ssl=1 457w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Passover-with-sequin-pants-small-1.jpg?resize=199%2C300&amp;ssl=1 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 457px) 100vw, 457px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ha.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Passover-2011-small1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7487\" title=\"Passover 2011 small\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Passover-2011-small1.jpg?resize=484%2C648\" alt=\"\" width=\"484\" height=\"648\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Passover-2011-small1.jpg?w=484&amp;ssl=1 484w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Passover-2011-small1.jpg?resize=224%2C300&amp;ssl=1 224w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 484px) 100vw, 484px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And behold the young Wolf, 18 years old. &nbsp;\u00a0We are dressed for a Passover dinner with our in-laws. &nbsp;\u00a0My pants represent the gold idols that the Jews were not allowed to worship.<\/p>\n<p>Not really.<\/p>\n<p>Feel free, if you dare, to criticize my styling of the pants.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ha. And behold the young Wolf, 18 years old. &nbsp;\u00a0We are dressed for a Passover dinner with our in-laws. &nbsp;\u00a0My pants represent the gold idols that the Jews were not allowed to worship. Not really. Feel free, if you dare, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/behold-the-sequin-pants\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[410,941,971],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1WJ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7485"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7485"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7485\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}