{"id":751,"date":"2008-03-05T21:04:10","date_gmt":"2008-03-06T05:04:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2008\/03\/05\/kate-hudsons-butt\/"},"modified":"2008-03-05T21:06:17","modified_gmt":"2008-03-06T05:06:17","slug":"kate-hudsons-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/kate-hudsons-butt\/","title":{"rendered":"Kate Hudson&#8217;s Butt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/kate-hudson-butt.jpg\" title=\"kate-hudson-butt.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/kate-hudson-butt.jpg?w=640\" alt=\"kate-hudson-butt.jpg\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Kate Hudson has pulled off a brilliant publicity stunt by pretending to be pregnant and then unveiling her body in a skimpy thong-style bikini. Her pristine white butt has appeared on every celebrity gossip site, photographed&nbsp;\u00a0from every possible angle.<\/p>\n<p>After weeks of parading around in big baggy dresses, she made sure that her butt would receive all the attention of an urgent breaking news story.<\/p>\n<p>I will admit that her butt is beyond compare, except to the butt of a ten year old albino gymnast. Good for you, Kate! Now, if only your butt could act, you&#8217;d be making the big bucks like Reese Witherspoon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kate Hudson has pulled off a brilliant publicity stunt by pretending to be pregnant and then unveiling her body in a skimpy thong-style bikini. Her pristine white butt has appeared on every celebrity gossip site, photographed&nbsp;\u00a0from every possible angle. After &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/kate-hudsons-butt\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,8],"tags":[70,1101,69,71],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-c7","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/751"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=751"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/751\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}