{"id":7599,"date":"2011-05-10T01:49:54","date_gmt":"2011-05-10T09:49:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=7599"},"modified":"2011-05-10T01:51:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-10T09:51:00","slug":"scary-icky-and-risky-lets-do-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/scary-icky-and-risky-lets-do-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Scary, icky and risky: Let&#8217;s Do it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I-BRITE&nbsp;&nbsp;\u00a0Eye Whitening<\/strong> is a new cosmetic procedure if your eyes seem kind of blah. Maybe the whites of your eyes aren&#8217;t as bright and flawless as a toddler&#8217;s. But why should you suffer this indignity?!&nbsp;\u00a0Why not have those tiny veins and&nbsp;\u00a0microscopic discolored spots removed with the outer &nbsp;\u00a0layer of your eyeball!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/i-brite.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7600\" title=\"i-brite\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/i-brite.jpg?resize=355%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"355\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/i-brite.jpg?w=355&amp;ssl=1 355w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/i-brite.jpg?resize=236%2C300&amp;ssl=1 236w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 355px) 100vw, 355px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Some eye doctors are against this procedure on the grounds that it is risky, impermanent, and long-term affects are not known. But what the hell, looking youthful is critical in today&#8217;s competitive environment. Don&#8217;t lose that promotion or hot date because of dingy eyes!<\/p>\n<p>Find out more at this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boxerwachler.com\/whiteeyes\/\" target=\"_blank\">website<\/a> where you can watch a video of the procedure. ( I can&#8217;t but maybe you&#8217;re less squeamish.)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s good to know that the march toward unburdening ourselves of our original faces is moving forward at a brisk pace.<\/p>\n<p>Who&#8217;s up for it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I-BRITE&nbsp;&nbsp;\u00a0Eye Whitening is a new cosmetic procedure if your eyes seem kind of blah. Maybe the whites of your eyes aren&#8217;t as bright and flawless as a toddler&#8217;s. But why should you suffer this indignity?!&nbsp;\u00a0Why not have those tiny veins &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/scary-icky-and-risky-lets-do-it\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5],"tags":[979,362,980,981],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-1Yz","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7599"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7599"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7599\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}