{"id":766,"date":"2008-03-10T20:24:46","date_gmt":"2008-03-11T04:24:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2008\/03\/10\/im-not-an-internet-addict-so-there\/"},"modified":"2008-03-10T20:24:46","modified_gmt":"2008-03-11T04:24:46","slug":"im-not-an-internet-addict-so-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/im-not-an-internet-addict-so-there\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Not an Internet Addict, So There!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/net_addiction_flowchart.gif\" title=\"net_addiction_flowchart.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/net_addiction_flowchart.gif?w=640\" alt=\"net_addiction_flowchart.gif\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Even though I spend aimless hours on the internet, sometimes until my eyes burn, I&#8217;m not addicted to it. According to this <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.netaddiction.com\/resources\/internet_addiction_test.htm\">test<\/a>, anyway.<\/p>\n<p>I guess you&#8217;re not addicted until you say &#8220;LOL&#8221; in real life conversations. Some guy somewhere starved to death because he was playing a game online. What an idiot! Why couldn&#8217;t he eat at his computer, like the rest of us?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even though I spend aimless hours on the internet, sometimes until my eyes burn, I&#8217;m not addicted to it. According to this test, anyway. I guess you&#8217;re not addicted until you say &#8220;LOL&#8221; in real life conversations. Some guy somewhere &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/im-not-an-internet-addict-so-there\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9],"tags":[84,83,85],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-cm","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/766"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=766"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/766\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}