{"id":7781,"date":"2011-06-30T01:24:35","date_gmt":"2011-06-30T09:24:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=7781"},"modified":"2011-06-30T01:24:35","modified_gmt":"2011-06-30T09:24:35","slug":"lets-cast-the-trial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/lets-cast-the-trial\/","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s Cast the Trial!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Casey-Anthony-Trial.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7782\" title=\"Casey-Anthony-Trial\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Casey-Anthony-Trial-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Casey-Anthony-Trial.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Casey-Anthony-Trial.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Casey-Anthony-Trial.jpg?w=350&amp;ssl=1 350w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you live in the US, I&#8217;ll assume that you&#8217;re following the <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/Nightline\/page?id=13906418\" target=\"_blank\">Casey Anthony murder trial<\/a>. If you live somewhere else, you don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re missing!<\/p>\n<p>The trial has everything you could possibly ask for, except for O. J. Simpson. Every character is compelling in his or her own way. The movie won&#8217;t be as gripping but it still has potential.<\/p>\n<p>Casey herself is a real piece of work and as guilty as sin. Guilty, your honor! Duh! If <strong>Winona Ryder <\/strong>were still young, she would be ideal for the role of Casey. Meanwhile, I&#8217;m going to go with <strong>Ellen Page<\/strong>. I think she would do a great job as the sulky, sociopathic young murderess.<\/p>\n<p>In the role of Cindy Anthony, I&#8217;ve cast <strong>Edie Falco<\/strong>. &nbsp;\u00a0It&#8217;s a no-brainer, right? My friend Andy would like the tragically decrepit&nbsp;\u00a0<strong>Ryan O&#8217;Neil<\/strong> as Ray Kroc, the meter reader who found the skull in the woods. &nbsp;\u00a0I&#8217;m leaning toward<strong> Andy Garcia<\/strong> as that idiot Jose Baez.<\/p>\n<p>Casting suggestions, anyone??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you live in the US, I&#8217;ll assume that you&#8217;re following the Casey Anthony murder trial. If you live somewhere else, you don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re missing! The trial has everything you could possibly ask for, except for O. J. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/lets-cast-the-trial\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,8],"tags":[47,222,387],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-21v","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7781"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7781"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7781\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}