{"id":781,"date":"2008-03-26T21:28:07","date_gmt":"2008-03-27T05:28:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2008\/03\/26\/at-last-a-trash-bag-to-wear\/"},"modified":"2008-03-26T21:28:07","modified_gmt":"2008-03-27T05:28:07","slug":"at-last-a-trash-bag-to-wear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/at-last-a-trash-bag-to-wear\/","title":{"rendered":"At Last, a Trash Bag to Wear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/cheap-monday-hefty-bag.jpg\" title=\"cheap-monday-hefty-bag.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/cheap-monday-hefty-bag.jpg?w=640\" alt=\"cheap-monday-hefty-bag.jpg\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Cheap Monday, the Swedish fashion line that brought you those $65 jeans that make you look (and feel) like a sausage, has come up with a garment that looks just like a hefty bag.<\/p>\n<p>I know everybody loves the Cheap Monday jeans, but I hate them. I&#8217;d&nbsp;\u00a0rather pay a ton of money for my jeans and have them fit well and enhance my butt if possible. I also like the absence of brand logos and weird embroidery on the back pockets.<\/p>\n<p>Swedish designers are otherwise really impressive at the moment. <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.revolveclothing.com\/brandpages\/Whyred.jsp\">Whyred<\/a> is pretty cool and of course Acne is, too. Even though they wouldn&#8217;t let me have the bondage-like shoes of my dreams, which are actually quite hideous and can be purchased in white <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.eluxury.com\/estore\/browse\/product_detail.jsp?id=11719467\">here<\/a> at eluxury.com.<\/p>\n<p>And on the subject of bondage and shoes, check out these by Natacha Marro, from <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.house-of-harlot.com\/shop\/product.php?productid=16185&amp;cat=258&amp;page=1\">House of Harlot<\/a>, where everything is totally fabulous, tempting and not quite affordable.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/scotlace-shoes.bmp\" title=\"scotlace-shoes.bmp\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/scotlace-shoes.bmp\" alt=\"scotlace-shoes.bmp\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cheap Monday, the Swedish fashion line that brought you those $65 jeans that make you look (and feel) like a sausage, has come up with a garment that looks just like a hefty bag. I know everybody loves the Cheap &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/at-last-a-trash-bag-to-wear\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,2],"tags":[109,110,108,1100,111],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-cB","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/781"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=781"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/781\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}