{"id":7870,"date":"2011-07-29T03:21:47","date_gmt":"2011-07-29T11:21:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=7870"},"modified":"2011-09-25T02:01:28","modified_gmt":"2011-09-25T10:01:28","slug":"houseboys-for-august","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/houseboys-for-august\/","title":{"rendered":"Houseboys for August"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Jo-Dong-Hyuk-south-Korean-actor.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7871\" title=\"Jo Dong Hyuk - south Korean actor\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Jo-Dong-Hyuk-south-Korean-actor.jpg?resize=487%2C724\" alt=\"\" width=\"487\" height=\"724\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Jo-Dong-Hyuk-south-Korean-actor.jpg?w=487&amp;ssl=1 487w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Jo-Dong-Hyuk-south-Korean-actor.jpg?resize=201%2C300&amp;ssl=1 201w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 487px) 100vw, 487px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know where you live, but Los Angeles is hot and sweaty in August. I need a Houseboy to fan me while I sip a cold drink. <strong>Jo Dong Hyuk<\/strong> looks like a highly accomplished Houseboy, don&#8217;t you think?<\/p>\n<p>But look at<strong> Greg Kheel<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/greg-kheel-houseboy-pleeeeeeeeeeeze.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7875\" title=\"greg kheel houseboy pleeeeeeeeeeeze\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/greg-kheel-houseboy-pleeeeeeeeeeeze.jpg?resize=429%2C645\" alt=\"\" width=\"429\" height=\"645\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/greg-kheel-houseboy-pleeeeeeeeeeeze.jpg?w=429&amp;ssl=1 429w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/greg-kheel-houseboy-pleeeeeeeeeeeze.jpg?resize=199%2C300&amp;ssl=1 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 429px) 100vw, 429px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Greg-Kheel-in-gloves.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7876\" title=\"Greg-Kheel-in gloves\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Greg-Kheel-in-gloves.jpg?resize=450%2C607\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"607\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Greg-Kheel-in-gloves.jpg?w=450&amp;ssl=1 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Greg-Kheel-in-gloves.jpg?resize=222%2C300&amp;ssl=1 222w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Greg-Kheel-in-a-full-skirt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7877\" title=\"Greg-Kheel-in a full skirt\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Greg-Kheel-in-a-full-skirt.jpg?resize=576%2C384\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"384\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Greg-Kheel-in-a-full-skirt.jpg?w=576&amp;ssl=1 576w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Greg-Kheel-in-a-full-skirt.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Greg seems like a versatile Houseboy who wouldn&#8217;t mind dressing up if the situation demands. In fact, I would be happy to let him raid my closet when he&#8217;s done with his chores.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, there&#8217;s <strong>Renato Ferreira<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/renato-ferreira.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7878\" title=\"renato ferreira\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/renato-ferreira.jpg?resize=461%2C683\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/renato-ferreira.jpg?w=461&amp;ssl=1 461w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/renato-ferreira.jpg?resize=202%2C300&amp;ssl=1 202w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 461px) 100vw, 461px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s young, sure, but I think he would bring a spirituality to his tasks. He can even wear the necklace if it&nbsp;\u00a0doesn&#8217;t&nbsp;\u00a0get in the way.<\/p>\n<p>See anything you like?<\/p>\n<p>*If you know of any worthy houseboys of this caliber, feel free to submit pictures to <em>sisterwolf666@gmail.com<\/em> and I can include&nbsp;\u00a0them&nbsp;\u00a0with&nbsp;\u00a0the next batch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know where you live, but Los Angeles is hot and sweaty in August. I need a Houseboy to fan me while I sip a cold drink. Jo Dong Hyuk looks like a highly accomplished Houseboy, don&#8217;t you think? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/houseboys-for-august\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,815],"tags":[596,793],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-22W","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7870"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7870"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7870\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}