{"id":7883,"date":"2011-07-29T23:15:42","date_gmt":"2011-07-30T07:15:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=7883"},"modified":"2011-07-29T23:15:42","modified_gmt":"2011-07-30T07:15:42","slug":"which-shoe-makes-you-sadder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/which-shoe-makes-you-sadder\/","title":{"rendered":"Which Shoe Makes You Sadder?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/brian-atwood.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7884\" title=\"brian atwood\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/brian-atwood.jpg?resize=445%2C484\" alt=\"\" width=\"445\" height=\"484\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/brian-atwood.jpg?w=445&amp;ssl=1 445w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/brian-atwood.jpg?resize=275%2C300&amp;ssl=1 275w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 445px) 100vw, 445px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not just a sandal\u2013a work of art, a thing of beauty. This Brian Atwood sandal boasts wild leopard print, ribbons that lace up your ankle, and feathers that sway with every step.&#8221; &nbsp;\u00a0 $1,450 Neiman Marcus<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/diego-dolcini1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7887\" title=\"diego-dolcini\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/diego-dolcini1.jpg?resize=366%2C462\" alt=\"\" width=\"366\" height=\"462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/diego-dolcini1.jpg?w=366&amp;ssl=1 366w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/diego-dolcini1.jpg?resize=237%2C300&amp;ssl=1 237w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 366px) 100vw, 366px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not just a shoe\u2013an object of desire, a work of art. This Diego Dolcini satin showcases fan-pleated chiffon, articulated with two-tone elegance and discerning crystal embellishments.&#8221; &nbsp;\u00a0$2,445 &nbsp;\u00a0Neiman Marcus<\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t decide?<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a close-up of the discerning crystal embellishments. (Can they be discerning? Why not&nbsp;\u00a0judgmental, while we&#8217;re at it?)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/diego-dolcini-close-up.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7889\" title=\"diego dolcini close-up\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/diego-dolcini-close-up.jpg?resize=321%2C406\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"406\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/diego-dolcini-close-up.jpg?w=321&amp;ssl=1 321w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/diego-dolcini-close-up.jpg?resize=237%2C300&amp;ssl=1 237w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s the Thing of Beauty, walking back into the jungle&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/brian-atwood-rear-view.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7890\" title=\"brian atwood rear view\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/brian-atwood-rear-view.jpg?resize=427%2C471\" alt=\"\" width=\"427\" height=\"471\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/brian-atwood-rear-view.jpg?w=427&amp;ssl=1 427w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/brian-atwood-rear-view.jpg?resize=271%2C300&amp;ssl=1 271w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 427px) 100vw, 427px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Not just a sandal\u2013a work of art, a thing of beauty. This Brian Atwood sandal boasts wild leopard print, ribbons that lace up your ankle, and feathers that sway with every step.&#8221; &nbsp;\u00a0 $1,450 Neiman Marcus &#8220;Not just a shoe\u2013an &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/which-shoe-makes-you-sadder\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[644,118],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-239","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7883"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7883"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7883\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}