{"id":7927,"date":"2011-08-12T01:25:24","date_gmt":"2011-08-12T09:25:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=7927"},"modified":"2011-08-12T01:25:24","modified_gmt":"2011-08-12T09:25:24","slug":"he-who-hesitates-is-skirtless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/he-who-hesitates-is-skirtless\/","title":{"rendered":"He who Hesitates is Skirtless"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Thakoon-Bustle-skirt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7928\" title=\"Thakoon Bustle skirt\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Thakoon-Bustle-skirt.jpg?resize=347%2C683\" alt=\"\" width=\"347\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Thakoon-Bustle-skirt.jpg?w=347&amp;ssl=1 347w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Thakoon-Bustle-skirt.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 347px) 100vw, 347px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This dramatic and frightening <strong>Thakoon<\/strong> &#8220;bustle skirt&#8221; greeted me at <strong>Shopbop<\/strong> this morning, only to disappear by midnight. What the fuck?! &nbsp;\u00a0Did it turn back into a pumpkin, or did it sell out in one day? You need to see the back view to imagine the effect you might have had, sweeping into a room or tripping and falling as the case may be.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Thakoon-skirt-back-view.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7929\" title=\"Thakoon skirt back view\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Thakoon-skirt-back-view.jpg?resize=347%2C683\" alt=\"\" width=\"347\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Thakoon-skirt-back-view.jpg?w=347&amp;ssl=1 347w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Thakoon-skirt-back-view.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 347px) 100vw, 347px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I believe it is taffeta, and the price was around $2,000 I think.<\/p>\n<p>What is the point of it? All I could think of to wear with it was a&nbsp;\u00a0basket&nbsp;\u00a0of fruit on the head. Maybe it&#8217;s a wry tribute to the mullet!<\/p>\n<p>Well, now that it&#8217;s gone, I feel a vague sense of loss.<\/p>\n<p>So let me tempt you with another great new &#8220;piece&#8221; from Shopbop:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Mike-Gonzalez-pants.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7930\" title=\"Mike Gonzalez pants\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Mike-Gonzalez-pants.jpg?resize=347%2C683\" alt=\"\" width=\"347\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Mike-Gonzalez-pants.jpg?w=347&amp;ssl=1 347w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Mike-Gonzalez-pants.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 347px) 100vw, 347px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>They are sheer silk chiffon layered with matching shorts. &nbsp;\u00a0They would also look nice with some fruit on the head. &nbsp;\u00a0I like the way these gossamer pants are styled with clunky leather boots. It&#8217;s an aggressive statement that says, &#8220;I am a visionary, you know nothing!&#8221; &nbsp;\u00a0They are a steal at only <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/barbara-printed-silk-chiffon-layered\/vp\/v=1\/845524441910213.htm?folderID=2534374302024611&amp;fm=other-shopbysize-viewall&amp;colorId=37559\" target=\"_blank\">$225<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This dramatic and frightening Thakoon &#8220;bustle skirt&#8221; greeted me at Shopbop this morning, only to disappear by midnight. What the fuck?! &nbsp;\u00a0Did it turn back into a pumpkin, or did it sell out in one day? You need to see &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/he-who-hesitates-is-skirtless\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[994,644],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-23R","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7927"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7927"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7927\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7927"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7927"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7927"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}