{"id":7941,"date":"2011-08-16T02:39:05","date_gmt":"2011-08-16T10:39:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=7941"},"modified":"2011-08-16T02:39:05","modified_gmt":"2011-08-16T10:39:05","slug":"send-in-the-clowns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/send-in-the-clowns\/","title":{"rendered":"Send in the Clowns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/rick-perry.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7942\" title=\"rick perry\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/rick-perry.jpeg?resize=480%2C360\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/rick-perry.jpeg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/rick-perry.jpeg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Rick Perry is like George Bush without the ethics or intelligence&#8221; &nbsp;\u00a0&#8211; <em>Jim Hightower<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/michele-bachmanns-family.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7943\" title=\"michele-bachmanns-family\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/michele-bachmanns-family.jpeg?resize=480%2C316\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"316\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/michele-bachmanns-family.jpeg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/michele-bachmanns-family.jpeg?resize=300%2C197&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Michelle Bachman poses with her children and her<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\"> gay<\/span> homophobic husband. Who wouldn&#8217;t want these fine Christians in the White House?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Mrs-Palins-toenails.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7944\" title=\"Mrs Palin's toenails\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Mrs-Palins-toenails.jpg?resize=550%2C376\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"376\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Mrs-Palins-toenails.jpg?w=550&amp;ssl=1 550w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Mrs-Palins-toenails.jpg?resize=300%2C205&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And here are Mrs. Palin&#8217;s toenails as she relaunches her &#8220;family vacation&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Since Mitt Romney is already toast, we can look forward to a nasty competition over which candidate is the most Christian, plain speakin&#8217;, and determined to cut social security and social services to the American People who are presumably longing for fewer regulations of aviation standards, air quality, and whatnot.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the stupidity and the hate-mongering that make me gag. I&#8217;ve given up on waiting for Obama to live up to his campaign promises. &nbsp;\u00a0But seeing Rick Perry morph into a g&#8217; droppin&#8217; , Bushian fake cowboy makin&#8217; crazy charges about treason&#8230;it&#8217;s going to be enraging.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, enragin&#8217;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Rick Perry is like George Bush without the ethics or intelligence&#8221; &nbsp;\u00a0&#8211; Jim Hightower Michelle Bachman poses with her children and her gay homophobic husband. Who wouldn&#8217;t want these fine Christians in the White House? And here are Mrs. Palin&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/send-in-the-clowns\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5,8,7],"tags":[996,995,641,372,133],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-245","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7941"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7941"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7941\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}