{"id":8022,"date":"2011-09-07T23:02:41","date_gmt":"2011-09-08T07:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8022"},"modified":"2011-09-07T23:02:41","modified_gmt":"2011-09-08T07:02:41","slug":"just-answer-this-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/just-answer-this-question\/","title":{"rendered":"Just Answer This Question"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/the-envelope.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8023\" title=\"the envelope\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/the-envelope-300x108.jpg?resize=300%2C108\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"108\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/the-envelope.jpg?resize=300%2C108&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/the-envelope.jpg?w=532&amp;ssl=1 532w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/envelope-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8024\" title=\"envelope 2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/envelope-2-300x247.jpg?resize=300%2C247\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"247\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/envelope-2.jpg?resize=300%2C247&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/envelope-2.jpg?w=308&amp;ssl=1 308w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Beyonce<\/strong> celebrated her 30th birthday on her yacht in Italy, with family and a few close friends. Her close friend <strong>Gwyneth<\/strong> (??) was seen giving Beyonce an envelope. &nbsp;\u00a0Look how happy she is after she opens it!<\/p>\n<p>I need to know what was in that envelope.*<\/p>\n<p>Suggestions?<\/p>\n<p>*My friend Maxine said &#8220;<em>I would like to think it was a specially penned poem.<\/em>&#8221; If you agree with Maxine, please approximate the poem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Beyonce celebrated her 30th birthday on her yacht in Italy, with family and a few close friends. Her close friend Gwyneth (??) was seen giving Beyonce an envelope. &nbsp;\u00a0Look how happy she is after she opens it! I need to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/just-answer-this-question\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,8],"tags":[525,755,600],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-25o","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8022"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8022"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8022\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}