{"id":803,"date":"2008-04-09T18:07:39","date_gmt":"2008-04-10T02:07:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=803"},"modified":"2008-04-09T18:07:39","modified_gmt":"2008-04-10T02:07:39","slug":"todays-dilemma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/todays-dilemma\/","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s Dilemma"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/indianbabygod04.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-804\" title=\"indianbabygod04\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/indianbabygod04-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/indianbabygod04.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/var\/www\/vhosts\/godammit.com\/httpdocs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/indianbabygod04.jpg?zoom=2&amp;resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/var\/www\/vhosts\/godammit.com\/httpdocs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/indianbabygod04.jpg?zoom=3&amp;resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t worry, I didn&#8217;t forget about the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stuff.co.nz\/stuff\/4470767a1860.html\" target=\"_blank\">baby<\/a> with two faces. I&#8217;ve been sick in bed. I know it&#8217;s my duty to call attention to Horrible Stuff, so here are two things to think about.<\/p>\n<p>The baby was born in India and is being worshiped as a goddess. Both faces are operative and work independently.<\/p>\n<p>Here in the US, Pamela Anderson is said to have danced naked for Hugh Hefner on his 82nd <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stuff.co.nz\/stuff\/4470767a1860.html\" target=\"_blank\">birthday<\/a>. Sleazy hotel owner George Maloof says &#8220;He [Hef] had the biggest smile I&#8217;ve ever seen.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Which of these two stories makes you feel more despondent?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t worry, I didn&#8217;t forget about the baby with two faces. I&#8217;ve been sick in bed. I know it&#8217;s my duty to call attention to Horrible Stuff, so here are two things to think about. The baby was born in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/todays-dilemma\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,5,8],"tags":[124,126,125,127],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-cX","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=803"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}