{"id":8039,"date":"2011-09-12T23:06:50","date_gmt":"2011-09-13T07:06:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8039"},"modified":"2011-09-12T23:06:50","modified_gmt":"2011-09-13T07:06:50","slug":"vivs-new-penises-and-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/vivs-new-penises-and-more\/","title":{"rendered":"Viv’s New Penises and More"},"content":{"rendered":"

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You know I can’t resist penis jewelry<\/a>. Here are two new penis options from Vivienne Westwood<\/strong>. \u00a0I love the cufflinks but I wish they were earrings. \u00a0$151.51 \u00a0Penis key-ring below, \u00a0$118.82<\/p>\n

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If you don’t crave penises, some other new VW pieces are elaborately pretty and clearly \u00a0inspired by Salvador Dali<\/strong>‘s jewelry.<\/p>\n

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Boulevard Pearly Queen Bracelet: \u00a0$277.75 \u00a0 Boulevard Pearly Queen Brooch, below: \u00a0$150.51<\/p>\n

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Available \u00a0 here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Dali’s jewelry is exquisite and eye-popping. \u00a0If you’re not familiar with it, get ready to scream “Oooooooo!” and go here<\/a> to get started.<\/p>\n

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You know I can’t resist penis jewelry. Here are two new penis options from Vivienne Westwood. \u00a0I love the cufflinks but I wish they were earrings. \u00a0$151.51 \u00a0Penis key-ring below, \u00a0$118.82 If you don’t crave penises, some other new VW … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,2],"tags":[1002,173,782,17],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-25F","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8039"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8039"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8039\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}