{"id":8060,"date":"2011-09-15T00:25:18","date_gmt":"2011-09-15T08:25:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8060"},"modified":"2011-09-15T00:25:18","modified_gmt":"2011-09-15T08:25:18","slug":"god-damn-that-stupid-dr-phil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/god-damn-that-stupid-dr-phil\/","title":{"rendered":"God Damn That Stupid Dr. Phil!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Doctor-Phil-moron.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8061\" title=\"Doctor Phil, moron\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Doctor-Phil-moron.jpg?resize=334%2C250\" alt=\"\" width=\"334\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Doctor-Phil-moron.jpg?w=334&amp;ssl=1 334w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Doctor-Phil-moron.jpg?resize=300%2C224&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 334px) 100vw, 334px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have always hated <strong>Dr. Phil<\/strong>, even without seeing his show. It&#8217;s just unconscious knowledge that he is a jerk.<\/p>\n<p>This week, everyone on TV is talking about him because of his interview with <strong>Casey Anthony<\/strong>&#8216;s parents. &nbsp;\u00a0He&#8217;s been pimping his show with the Anthonys everywhere. And in one discussion, he agreed that the Anthonys had &#8220;a menagerie of excuses&#8221; for their daughter&#8217;s conduct.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/group.php?gid=2204393609\" target=\"_blank\">ENGLISH, &nbsp;\u00a0MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT<\/a><\/strong>?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Menagerie<\/strong> is a collection of animals, you fucking idiot Dr. Phil! You can find some online dictionaries that say you can also use it to mean a diverse group of things, BUT YOU CAN&#8221;T BECAUSE IT MEANS ANIMALS.<\/p>\n<p>Words matter,<a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2010\/01\/11\/english-motherfucker-do-you-speak-it\/\" target=\"_blank\"> remember<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>Have you heard anyone&nbsp;\u00a0misuse&nbsp;\u00a0a word recently but you couldn&#8217;t kill them? Feel free to share your pain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have always hated Dr. Phil, even without seeing his show. It&#8217;s just unconscious knowledge that he is a jerk. This week, everyone on TV is talking about him because of his interview with Casey Anthony&#8216;s parents. &nbsp;\u00a0He&#8217;s been pimping &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/god-damn-that-stupid-dr-phil\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[7,6],"tags":[1003,836,221],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-260","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8060"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8060"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8060\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}