{"id":8067,"date":"2011-09-17T20:03:10","date_gmt":"2011-09-18T04:03:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8067"},"modified":"2011-09-17T20:03:10","modified_gmt":"2011-09-18T04:03:10","slug":"fun-with-google","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/fun-with-google\/","title":{"rendered":"Fun With Google"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was fucking around with my google account when I scrolled through all the options and came to the word &#8220;more.&#8221; This brought me to a page with the question below: &#8220;What do you love?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/what-do-you-love.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8068\" title=\"what do you love\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/what-do-you-love.jpg?resize=475%2C49\" alt=\"\" width=\"475\" height=\"49\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/what-do-you-love.jpg?w=475&amp;ssl=1 475w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/what-do-you-love.jpg?resize=300%2C30&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 475px) 100vw, 475px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I instinctively (and somewhat drunkenly) typed the word baby, and voila! A whole world of baby-related searches appeared, including this one:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/google-babies.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8069\" title=\"google babies\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/google-babies.jpg?resize=296%2C460\" alt=\"\" width=\"296\" height=\"460\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/google-babies.jpg?w=296&amp;ssl=1 296w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/google-babies.jpg?resize=193%2C300&amp;ssl=1 193w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 296px) 100vw, 296px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hahahahaha! Isn&#8217;t this awseome? Now I can find babies nearby! Don&#8217;t tell their mommies that I&#8217;m coming to get them!<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s another nice google suggestion:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/translate-babies.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8070\" title=\"translate babies\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/translate-babies.jpg?resize=298%2C348\" alt=\"\" width=\"298\" height=\"348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/translate-babies.jpg?w=298&amp;ssl=1 298w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/translate-babies.jpg?resize=256%2C300&amp;ssl=1 256w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 298px) 100vw, 298px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I could also &#8220;Explore Babies in 3D&#8221; or &#8220;Find Patents about Babies.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well, that&#8217;s my fun activity for a Saturday night. I recommend trying it. And no, since I&#8217;m not ten years old I&#8217;m not going to try it with &#8220;penis,&#8221; unless I have more to drink.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was fucking around with my google account when I scrolled through all the options and came to the word &#8220;more.&#8221; This brought me to a page with the question below: &#8220;What do you love?&#8221; I instinctively (and somewhat drunkenly) &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/fun-with-google\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[321,6],"tags":[1005,229,1004],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-267","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8067"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8067"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8067\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}