{"id":8077,"date":"2011-09-19T00:27:39","date_gmt":"2011-09-19T08:27:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8077"},"modified":"2011-09-19T00:27:39","modified_gmt":"2011-09-19T08:27:39","slug":"kill-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/kill-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Kill Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/cow-pony-ugh.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8081\" title=\"cow pony  ugh!\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/cow-pony-ugh.jpg?resize=441%2C439\" alt=\"\" width=\"441\" height=\"439\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/cow-pony-ugh.jpg?w=441&amp;ssl=1 441w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/cow-pony-ugh.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/cow-pony-ugh.jpg?resize=300%2C298&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 441px) 100vw, 441px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Why did they stop there? Why not add zebra?<\/p>\n<p>This &#8220;shoe&#8221; makes me want to cry. &nbsp;\u00a0$469.95 at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.solestruck.com\/b-store-salvatore-10-cow-pony\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">solestruck<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why did they stop there? Why not add zebra? This &#8220;shoe&#8221; makes me want to cry. &nbsp;\u00a0$469.95 at solestruck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[644,1006,118],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-26h","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8077"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8077"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8077\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}