{"id":8090,"date":"2011-09-23T01:19:22","date_gmt":"2011-09-23T09:19:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8090"},"modified":"2011-09-23T01:23:30","modified_gmt":"2011-09-23T09:23:30","slug":"christians-curses-and-cannibals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/christians-curses-and-cannibals\/","title":{"rendered":"Christians, Curses, and Cannibals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"246\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ibsTiOzpSeU?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Meet <strong>Cindy Jacobs<\/strong>, a self-proclaimed prophet and right-wing supporter of fellow moron <strong>Gov. Rick Perry<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Watch her explain how Rick Perry&#8217;s Jesuspalooza broke the curse of &#8220;Native American Cannibals.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Cindy and other members of the Apostolic Reformation movement will descend upon Washington, D.C. with &nbsp;\u00a0&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dc40.net\/\" target=\"_blank\">DC 40: Forty Days of Light Over D.C<\/a>&#8220;, to do whatever it is they do.<\/p>\n<p>Laugh, but be afraid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meet Cindy Jacobs, a self-proclaimed prophet and right-wing supporter of fellow moron Gov. Rick Perry. Watch her explain how Rick Perry&#8217;s Jesuspalooza broke the curse of &#8220;Native American Cannibals.&#8221; Cindy and other members of the Apostolic Reformation movement will descend &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/christians-curses-and-cannibals\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,5,8,11],"tags":[944,353],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-26u","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8090"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8090"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8090\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}