{"id":8094,"date":"2011-09-25T01:57:59","date_gmt":"2011-09-25T09:57:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8094"},"modified":"2011-09-25T11:34:30","modified_gmt":"2011-09-25T19:34:30","slug":"all-new-houseboys-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/all-new-houseboys-2\/","title":{"rendered":"All New Houseboys"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This is Dimitri Alexandrou. \u00a0Some of you prefer more rugged, masculine houseboys, so help yourself to the new candidates.<\/p>\n

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Here’s a hunk of tattooed burning love. Don’t know his name, don’t care. He’ll need to keep his hands off my earrings.<\/p>\n

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Sylvain Norget looks like he means business. \u00a0I can imagine him with a vacuum cleaner. I like it.<\/p>\n

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Daniel is a model and not really my type. But when I look into his eyes, I see him serving drinks and fluffing pillows.<\/p>\n

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What about this guy? Long hair to play with but enough manly pride to fold laundry with \u00a0military \u00a0precision.<\/p>\n

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Shah Rukh Khan is an Indian movie star ( I think) but I would like to see him lounging around after washing my hair.<\/p>\n

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I can’t resist a man in a dress. This may actually be my ideal houseboy. He doesn’t look judgemental: a plus!<\/p>\n

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Houseboy Sasha Marini is kind of sickening on the one hand, yet one might enjoy a scuffle with him as you try to get him to shave. I don’t know. Your call.<\/p>\n

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Now we’re talking. Francis Lane is the exact combination of youth and androgynous beauty that my house needs. I’d like to see him wearing \u00a0embroidered \u00a0satin slippers as he sweeps away the dog hair. I would even get him a feather duster!<\/p>\n

Let me know if you found anything you like.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is Dimitri Alexandrou. \u00a0Some of you prefer more rugged, masculine houseboys, so help yourself to the new candidates. Here’s a hunk of tattooed burning love. Don’t know his name, don’t care. He’ll need to keep his hands off my … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,815],"tags":[596],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-26y","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8094"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8094"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8094\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}