{"id":811,"date":"2008-04-14T19:37:47","date_gmt":"2008-04-15T03:37:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=811"},"modified":"2008-04-15T13:05:33","modified_gmt":"2008-04-15T21:05:33","slug":"kissing-gods-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/kissing-gods-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"Kissing God’s Ass"},"content":{"rendered":"

Watching Hillary and Obama speak about their religious views at Messiah College was a demoralizing experience for us heathens. It was as if they each wanted to out-Christian the other: each tried to prove their cred by blabbing about the depth of their \u201cfaith.\u201d<\/p>\n

Where the hell are we, anyway? Isn\u2019t religion supposed to be a personal matter here in America? What a horrible spectacle it was. Hillary even stooped to mention Esther, as a come-on to her \u201cJewish friends.\u201d<\/p>\n

I can\u2019t believe it\u2019s come to this in Democratic politics. I don\u2019t want anyone\u2019s god in the White House but now it seems like we\u2019re going to be voting for whoever can pose most convincingly as god\u2019s BFF.<\/p>\n

If that\u2019s not bad enough, Hillary has a new ad <\/a>that takes advantage of Obama\u2019s so-called gaffe about \u201cbitterness.\u201d She\u2019s like a shark who smells blood. How dare Obama suggest that poverty and unemployment lead to bitterness!<\/p>\n

I never liked Randi Rhodes <\/a>much, but now that she\u2019s lost her job for calling Hillary a \u201cbig fucking whore,\u201d I think she\u2019s a \u00a0paragon of truth and integrity.<\/p>\n

Do I sound bitter at all? If you feel bitter too, check out Bitter Voters for Obama<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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