{"id":8179,"date":"2011-10-21T01:58:24","date_gmt":"2011-10-21T09:58:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8179"},"modified":"2011-10-25T21:41:09","modified_gmt":"2011-10-26T05:41:09","slug":"before-and-after","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/before-and-after\/","title":{"rendered":"Before and After*"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Even though he’s the Hipster du Jour, I can’t stand looking at Zombie Boy<\/a><\/strong>. Now that I see what he’d look like without his tattoos, I find him even more tragic.<\/p>\n

He’s actually a cute guy! And he fucked himself all up.<\/p>\n

If you think he’s a work of art, don’t fly off the handle: I’m reacting as a mother.<\/p>\n

In any case, it’s a great marketing gimmick for Dermablend<\/a>.<\/p>\n

What’s your preference. Before or After?<\/p>\n

*Update: \u00a0Here is the best possible version of Zombie Boy, \u00a0from a helpful reader, Danielle<\/strong>. \u00a0Now he needs to go away and leave us alone. I apologize for bringing him up in the first place.<\/p>\n

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Even though he’s the Hipster du Jour, I can’t stand looking at Zombie Boy. Now that I see what he’d look like without his tattoos, I find him even more tragic. He’s actually a cute guy! And he fucked himself … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4],"tags":[56,357],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-27V","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8179"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}