{"id":8187,"date":"2011-10-26T14:53:21","date_gmt":"2011-10-26T22:53:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8187"},"modified":"2011-10-26T14:53:21","modified_gmt":"2011-10-26T22:53:21","slug":"skirt-of-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/skirt-of-death\/","title":{"rendered":"Skirt of Death"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/fringe-leather-skirt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8188\" title=\"fringe leather skirt\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/fringe-leather-skirt.jpg?resize=347%2C683\" alt=\"\" width=\"347\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/fringe-leather-skirt.jpg?w=347&amp;ssl=1 347w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/fringe-leather-skirt.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 347px) 100vw, 347px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This skirt by <strong>Kevork Kilesjian<\/strong> would look great with a massive viking helmet, don&#8217;t you think?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/fringe-leather-skirt-close-up.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8189\" title=\"fringe leather skirt close-up\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/fringe-leather-skirt-close-up.jpg?resize=347%2C683\" alt=\"\" width=\"347\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/fringe-leather-skirt-close-up.jpg?w=347&amp;ssl=1 347w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/fringe-leather-skirt-close-up.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 347px) 100vw, 347px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>At <strong>$1,495<\/strong>, the price is just right, and the designer&#8217;s name suggests he may be amenable to killing you with a plastic bag. &nbsp;\u00a0Maybe he could even do this before you suffered the indignity of wearing the skirt!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/side-fringed-skirt-kevork-kiledjian\/vp\/v=1\/845524441920207.htm?folderID=2534374302029428&amp;fm=whatsnew-shopbysize&amp;colorId=12867\" target=\"_blank\">Shopbop<\/a>, &nbsp;\u00a0of course.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This skirt by Kevork Kilesjian would look great with a massive viking helmet, don&#8217;t you think? At $1,495, the price is just right, and the designer&#8217;s name suggests he may be amenable to killing you with a plastic bag. &nbsp;\u00a0Maybe &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/skirt-of-death\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[594,644],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-283","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8187"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}