{"id":821,"date":"2008-04-22T14:10:49","date_gmt":"2008-04-22T22:10:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=821"},"modified":"2008-04-22T14:10:49","modified_gmt":"2008-04-22T22:10:49","slug":"sylvia-plath-at-shopbop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/sylvia-plath-at-shopbop\/","title":{"rendered":"Sylvia Plath at Shopbop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/sylvia-plath-dress.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-822\" title=\"sylvia-plath-dress\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/sylvia-plath-dress-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dear Sylvia,<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry to inform you that there&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/sylvia-plath-dress-kate-kass\/vp\/v=1\/845524441817846.htm?folderID=2534374302049231&amp;fm=browse-brand-shopbysize\" target=\"_blank\">dress<\/a> named after you, available at Shopbop. I don&#8217;t know why anyone would name a dress &#8216;The Sylvia Plath&#8217; but that&#8217;s what happened. I hope you like modal and spandex, with ruching and shoulder ties.<\/p>\n<p>I know you weren&#8217;t thinking of fashion when you put your head in the oven&#8230;.or were you? I too have wanted to kill myself after looking at horrible fashion. Thank god you don&#8217;t have to see &#8216;The Gertrude Stein&#8217; which is made by the same company and even more tragic and inappropriate.<\/p>\n<p>Yours apologetically,<\/p>\n<p>Sister Wolf<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Sylvia, I&#8217;m sorry to inform you that there&#8217;s a dress named after you, available at Shopbop. I don&#8217;t know why anyone would name a dress &#8216;The Sylvia Plath&#8217; but that&#8217;s what happened. I hope you like modal and spandex, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/sylvia-plath-at-shopbop\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[140,1100,80],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-df","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/821"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=821"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/821\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}