{"id":8218,"date":"2011-11-04T01:35:25","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T09:35:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8218"},"modified":"2011-11-04T01:36:54","modified_gmt":"2011-11-04T09:36:54","slug":"what-is-the-point-of-herman-cain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/what-is-the-point-of-herman-cain\/","title":{"rendered":"What is the point of Herman Cain?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Herman-Cain.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8222\" title=\"Herman Cain\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Herman-Cain.jpg?resize=463%2C378\" alt=\"\" width=\"463\" height=\"378\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Herman-Cain.jpg?w=463&amp;ssl=1 463w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Herman-Cain.jpg?resize=300%2C244&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 463px) 100vw, 463px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>What is the point of this guy???<\/p>\n<p>Why don&#8217;t the Republicans nominate <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0214005\/\" target=\"_blank\">Bishop Don<\/a><\/strong> instead?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/don-magic-juan-bishop.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8220\" title=\"don magic juan bishop\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/don-magic-juan-bishop.jpg?resize=480%2C480\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/don-magic-juan-bishop.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/don-magic-juan-bishop.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/don-magic-juan-bishop.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s got the charisma, the likability thing, the business acumen, and possibly a better grasp of &nbsp;\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/uwdc.library.wisc.edu\/collections\/FRUS\" target=\"_blank\">foreign relations<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sick of that stupid arrogant pizza salesman. &nbsp;\u00a0What a fucker. His function as comic relief has expired.<\/p>\n<p>Bishop Don could even use personal motto as his campaign slogan!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>&#8220;Green is for the money, gold is for the honeys.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is the point of this guy??? Why don&#8217;t the Republicans nominate Bishop Don instead? He&#8217;s got the charisma, the likability thing, the business acumen, and possibly a better grasp of &nbsp;\u00a0foreign relations. I&#8217;m sick of that stupid arrogant pizza &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/what-is-the-point-of-herman-cain\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,8,7],"tags":[698,297,133],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-28y","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8218"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}