{"id":8246,"date":"2011-11-13T00:30:16","date_gmt":"2011-11-13T08:30:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8246"},"modified":"2011-11-13T00:30:16","modified_gmt":"2011-11-13T08:30:16","slug":"a-very-nice-person","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/a-very-nice-person\/","title":{"rendered":"A Very Nice Person"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/me-and-hunky.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8250\" title=\"me and hunky\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/me-and-hunky.jpg?resize=479%2C414\" alt=\"\" width=\"479\" height=\"414\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/me-and-hunky.jpg?w=479&amp;ssl=1 479w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/me-and-hunky.jpg?resize=300%2C259&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 479px) 100vw, 479px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Look at this nice person I met at the mall today! I asked him about his sit-ups and whether he did a lot of crunches. But he was too nice to talk about his work-out regime.<\/p>\n<p>All he wanted to do was to pull me close and put his&nbsp;\u00a0chiseled&nbsp;\u00a0arm around me.<\/p>\n<p>I was going to take my shirt off too, but it all happened so fast.<\/p>\n<p>Later I bought a Chanel nail polish and a red chiffon prom dress. but who cares, you know? It&#8217;s really all about connecting with nice <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">male models<\/span> people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look at this nice person I met at the mall today! I asked him about his sit-ups and whether he did a lot of crunches. But he was too nice to talk about his work-out regime. All he wanted to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/a-very-nice-person\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,815],"tags":[216,257],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-290","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8246"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8246\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}