{"id":8261,"date":"2011-11-20T20:17:49","date_gmt":"2011-11-21T04:17:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8261"},"modified":"2012-08-16T18:52:41","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T02:52:41","slug":"chanel-is-crap-and-cunt-of-the-week%e2%84%a2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/chanel-is-crap-and-cunt-of-the-week%e2%84%a2\/","title":{"rendered":"Chanel is Crap and Cunt of the Week\u2122"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/chanel-is-crap.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8264\" title=\"chanel is crap\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/chanel-is-crap.jpg?resize=496%2C280\" alt=\"\" width=\"496\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/chanel-is-crap.jpg?w=496&amp;ssl=1 496w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/chanel-is-crap.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 496px) 100vw, 496px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here is Chanel&#8217;s new red nail polish, &#8220;Pirate.&#8221; It was $23 plus tax.<\/p>\n<p>This is what is looks like after one week. It is the shittiest nail polish ever. Ever. Don&#8217;t fall for it! Get some cheap brand from a beauty supply shop instead.<\/p>\n<p>Because of this outrage, Karl Lagerfeld is Cunt of the Week\u2122.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Karl-Award.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8266\" title=\"Karl Award\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Karl-Award.jpg?resize=158%2C234\" alt=\"\" width=\"158\" height=\"234\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is Chanel&#8217;s new red nail polish, &#8220;Pirate.&#8221; It was $23 plus tax. This is what is looks like after one week. It is the shittiest nail polish ever. Ever. Don&#8217;t fall for it! Get some cheap brand from a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/chanel-is-crap-and-cunt-of-the-week%e2%84%a2\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[7],"tags":[39,38],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-29f","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8261"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8261"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8261\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}