{"id":8291,"date":"2011-12-06T02:50:06","date_gmt":"2011-12-06T10:50:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8291"},"modified":"2011-12-06T02:50:06","modified_gmt":"2011-12-06T10:50:06","slug":"douche-or-dreamboat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/douche-or-dreamboat\/","title":{"rendered":"Douche or Dreamboat?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/new-babe-or-douche.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8292\" title=\"new babe or douche\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/new-babe-or-douche.jpg?resize=465%2C700\" alt=\"\" width=\"465\" height=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/new-babe-or-douche.jpg?w=465&amp;ssl=1 465w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/new-babe-or-douche.jpg?resize=199%2C300&amp;ssl=1 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 465px) 100vw, 465px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Remember the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2011\/02\/11\/douche-or-deamboat\/\" target=\"_blank\">last time<\/a> we struggled with this?<\/p>\n<p>On the one hand, this guy is dressed like a clown. On the other hand, &nbsp;\u00a0he projects intelligence, confidence and a rakish challenge.<\/p>\n<p>Do you want to grab his jacket and run? Or would you rather go back to his studio and play with his hair?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the last time we struggled with this? On the one hand, this guy is dressed like a clown. On the other hand, &nbsp;\u00a0he projects intelligence, confidence and a rakish challenge. Do you want to grab his jacket and run? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/douche-or-dreamboat\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[488,596],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-29J","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8291"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}