{"id":8304,"date":"2011-12-11T03:29:28","date_gmt":"2011-12-11T11:29:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8304"},"modified":"2011-12-11T03:29:28","modified_gmt":"2011-12-11T11:29:28","slug":"can-we-agree-on-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/can-we-agree-on-this\/","title":{"rendered":"Can We Agree on This?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/angelina-jolie-marie-claire.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8305\" title=\"angelina-jolie-marie-claire\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/angelina-jolie-marie-claire.jpg?resize=418%2C406\" alt=\"\" width=\"418\" height=\"406\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/angelina-jolie-marie-claire.jpg?w=418&amp;ssl=1 418w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/angelina-jolie-marie-claire.jpg?resize=300%2C291&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 418px) 100vw, 418px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Even though it&#8217;s not important and it doesn&#8217;t matter, I still want to know about Angelina&#8217;s lips. &nbsp;\u00a0Everyone seems to accept that those lips are really real. &#8220;Just look at Shilo&#8217;s lips!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/angelina-jolie-small-lip-pre-nosejob.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8311\" title=\"angelina-jolie-small lip-pre-nosejob\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/angelina-jolie-small-lip-pre-nosejob.jpg?resize=390%2C326\" alt=\"\" width=\"390\" height=\"326\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/angelina-jolie-small-lip-pre-nosejob.jpg?w=390&amp;ssl=1 390w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/angelina-jolie-small-lip-pre-nosejob.jpg?resize=300%2C250&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 390px) 100vw, 390px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As a teenager, above, her top lips was half the size of her bottom lip, which looks enormous.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/angelina-jolie-young-top-lip.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8313\" title=\"angelina-jolie-young-top lip\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/angelina-jolie-young-top-lip.jpg?resize=408%2C381\" alt=\"\" width=\"408\" height=\"381\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/angelina-jolie-young-top-lip.jpg?w=408&amp;ssl=1 408w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/angelina-jolie-young-top-lip.jpg?resize=300%2C280&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 408px) 100vw, 408px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Same here.<\/p>\n<p>I showed these pictures to my husband, whose reaction was the exasperated retort: &#8220;How do I know, maybe some people&#8217;s lips get bigger when they get older!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I love Angie for stealing Brad from Jen, and for flying around to refugee camps. But I think this is the answer to the startling impact of her face. It&#8217;s startling because she created at least two of her facial features.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, no, or how dare I waste my time with such shallow concerns?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even though it&#8217;s not important and it doesn&#8217;t matter, I still want to know about Angelina&#8217;s lips. &nbsp;\u00a0Everyone seems to accept that those lips are really real. &#8220;Just look at Shilo&#8217;s lips!&#8221; As a teenager, above, her top lips was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/can-we-agree-on-this\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4],"tags":[288,579],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-29W","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8304"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}