{"id":8317,"date":"2011-12-15T20:26:59","date_gmt":"2011-12-16T04:26:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8317"},"modified":"2011-12-16T02:09:26","modified_gmt":"2011-12-16T10:09:26","slug":"enjoy-my-colon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/enjoy-my-colon\/","title":{"rendered":"Enjoy My Colon"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a><\/p>\n Today I had the privilege of another colonoscopy<\/a>. My mother had colon cancer, so this is her gift to me. I looked forward to the propofol, but little else. The fasting and the nauseating potion you have to drink are an ordeal, even for someone who is used to ordeals.<\/p>\n I felt strongly that I would have cancer. Then, as I waited for the lady with the propofol, I felt Max’s presense. I felt so sure I was going to join him, I figured I would die during the procedure.<\/p>\n The Doctor appeared and exclaimed at how pretty I looked. I told her that I wore lipstick* just for her. The next thing I knew, I heard her voice telling me: “It’s all over, your colon is beautiful!”<\/p>\n If I can’t just be dead, at least I know I have a beautiful colon. Feel free to admire it in the pictures \u00a0below!<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n * M.A.C. Russian Red<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Today I had the privilege of another colonoscopy. My mother had colon cancer, so this is her gift to me. I looked forward to the propofol, but little else. The fasting and the nauseating potion you have to drink are … Continue reading