{"id":8325,"date":"2011-12-19T03:02:15","date_gmt":"2011-12-19T11:02:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8325"},"modified":"2011-12-19T03:02:15","modified_gmt":"2011-12-19T11:02:15","slug":"ickiest-stupidest-ad-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/ickiest-stupidest-ad-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Ickiest, Stupidest Ad Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a><\/p>\n I came across this ad in Marie Claire<\/strong> a few days ago, and couldn’t believe it wasn’t a joke. “Masque” is a new product for women who would enjoy performing oral sex if only it tasted like chocolate or watermelon.<\/p>\n I think it’s a little strip that dissolves in your mouth like a breath-freshener thingie. The only time I tried one of those mouthwash strips, \u00a0I nearly choked to death, trying to spit it out.<\/p>\n Anyway, the ad’s tagline is beyond sickening: “Expect flowers tomorrow” it promises suggestively, showing a happy couple who have evidently managed the tricky completion of oral sex. Their expressions are ridiculous, much like the product itself.<\/p>\n Who are these fucking people who need to “Masque” the taste of sex and then expect flowers?!?<\/p>\n Ladies, if your man pulled out a “Masque” strip before doing his job, wouldn’t you just snarl, “Don’t bother?” \u00a0I guess men are \u00a0supposed \u00a0to be so desperate that they’d send flowers.<\/p>\n This ad and the mentality it reflects is pathetic and gross and makes me want to kill everyone involved.<\/p>\n Thoughts?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I came across this ad in Marie Claire a few days ago, and couldn’t believe it wasn’t a joke. “Masque” is a new product for women who would enjoy performing oral sex if only it tasted like chocolate or watermelon. … Continue reading