{"id":835,"date":"2008-05-02T17:12:14","date_gmt":"2008-05-03T01:12:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=835"},"modified":"2008-05-03T13:16:32","modified_gmt":"2008-05-03T21:16:32","slug":"some-bitch-sat-on-my-handbag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/some-bitch-sat-on-my-handbag\/","title":{"rendered":"Some Bitch Sat On My Handbag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/yellowbag-with-shoes1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-839\" title=\"bigyellow-with-shoes.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/yellowbag-with-shoes1-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/yellowbag-with-shoes1.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/var\/www\/vhosts\/godammit.com\/httpdocs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/yellowbag-with-shoes1.jpg?zoom=2&amp;resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/var\/www\/vhosts\/godammit.com\/httpdocs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/yellowbag-with-shoes1.jpg?zoom=3&amp;resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/bigyellow-with-shoes.jpg\"><br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I went to a dinner party and someone&#8217;s sister-in-law sat on my Vivienne Westwood handbag. I believe I have post traumatic stress disorder due to this event, and I&#8217;d like to sue her fat ass to kingdom come. There&#8217;s a photo of the bag somewhere here if you want to better understand the Horror.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, I&#8217;m resorting to my big Paul Smith bag from January 2007, and everyone will think I&#8217;m a dope who just jumped on the Yellow Bandwagon. Hmph, as if. I&#8217;ve even started wearing my yellow shoes just to show that I&#8217;m not afraid to match my accessories. Sister Wolf makes her own rules, Godammit.<\/p>\n<p>Please take a moment to pray for my injured bag, may she fully recover her former glory, amen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to a dinner party and someone&#8217;s sister-in-law sat on my Vivienne Westwood handbag. I believe I have post traumatic stress disorder due to this event, and I&#8217;d like to sue her fat ass to kingdom come. There&#8217;s a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/some-bitch-sat-on-my-handbag\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,2],"tags":[157,156,25,155,17],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-dt","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/835"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=835"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/835\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}