{"id":8381,"date":"2012-01-04T22:30:18","date_gmt":"2012-01-05T06:30:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8381"},"modified":"2012-01-04T22:31:53","modified_gmt":"2012-01-05T06:31:53","slug":"dr-sadie-may-not-kiss-my-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/dr-sadie-may-not-kiss-my-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"Dr. Sadie May Not Kiss My Ass"},"content":{"rendered":"

When I recieved the offer of a review copy of \u00a0“Tickle My Tush” by ‘sex educator’ Dr. Sadie Allison, I complained on facebook. \u00a0I was egged on to pursue this, \u00a0so I stupidly clicked on the link I was given. \u00a0Even though I’d been warned that the book was about the “true pleasures of the under-explored seat of love.”<\/p>\n

Oh, Dr. Sadie, why did god make you?!<\/p>\n

Here are some testimonials for the book:<\/p>\n

\u201cWhether you\u2019re solo or with a partner\u2013your fun, safe thrill-ride starts here.<\/em>\u201d \u00a0– Charlie Glickman, PH.D., Sexuality Educator & Writer<\/strong><\/p>\n

Uh-oh. Does this mean the book tells you how to have fun with your butt when you’re ALONE???<\/p>\n

“Dr. Sadie is an exciting, alluring and thought-provoking artist. Each of her books never cease move me to new heights, like a modern piece of art.\u201d – <\/em> Laura Henkel, PH.D., Erotic Art Appraiser & Founder Sin City Gallery<\/strong><\/p>\n

I guess Laura Henkel knows art when she sees it. \u00a0Moving along to the table of contents:<\/p>\n

1. Butts Up?
\n2. Frequently Assed Questions<\/strong><\/p>\n

I will spare you any more puns. It’s just too awful. I don’t think I could read this book for $500. Moreover, I am already well \u00a0acquainted \u00a0with my ass and the asses of everyone whose ass is any of my business.<\/p>\n

With all due respect to Dr. Sadie, \u00a0I suggest ignoring her books to the best of your ability. Instead, listen to Sister Wolf’s free advice: \u00a0Don’t stick anything up your ass that would invite mockery in an emergency room. That’s all you need to know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"