{"id":8407,"date":"2012-01-10T03:14:49","date_gmt":"2012-01-10T11:14:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8407"},"modified":"2012-01-10T03:14:49","modified_gmt":"2012-01-10T11:14:49","slug":"parsing-the-hate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/parsing-the-hate\/","title":{"rendered":"Parsing the Hate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/fuckers-all.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8408\" title=\"Republican Debate\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/fuckers-all.jpg?resize=480%2C271\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"271\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/fuckers-all.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/fuckers-all.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve been following the Republican debates, you have been amused, nauseated, and enraged. You have probably shifted in your ranking of which candidate is the stupidest or most repugnant. It&#8217;s almost like watching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: You think Camille is the biggest cunt but wait, it&#8217;s Kyle!<\/p>\n<p>I hate Mitt Romney. I really fucking hate him. I can&#8217;t stand his repressed anger and his conman demeanor. The thought of Mitt&nbsp;\u00a0Romney&nbsp;\u00a0as President is horrifying.<\/p>\n<p>Newt is a bastard, Perry&#8217;s a moron, Santorum is a douche, Ron Paul is nuts and Jon Huntsman is just clueless (or he wouldn&#8217;t keep reminding people that he speaks Chinese.)<\/p>\n<p>I am asking because I genuinely want to know: Which contender do you hate the most, and why?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;ve been following the Republican debates, you have been amused, nauseated, and enraged. You have probably shifted in your ranking of which candidate is the stupidest or most repugnant. It&#8217;s almost like watching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/parsing-the-hate\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5,8],"tags":[698,420,133],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2bB","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8407"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}