{"id":8446,"date":"2012-01-22T03:41:41","date_gmt":"2012-01-22T11:41:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8446"},"modified":"2012-01-22T03:41:41","modified_gmt":"2012-01-22T11:41:41","slug":"mood-swings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/mood-swings\/","title":{"rendered":"Mood Swings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Groupie-or-hooker-.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8450\" title=\"Groupie or hooker -\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Groupie-or-hooker-.jpg?resize=449%2C516\" alt=\"\" width=\"449\" height=\"516\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Groupie-or-hooker-.jpg?w=449&amp;ssl=1 449w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Groupie-or-hooker-.jpg?resize=261%2C300&amp;ssl=1 261w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 449px) 100vw, 449px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Earlier tonight, I got my hair trimmed and felt pretty smug. I asked my husband to take a picture of me. I&#8217;m not sure whether this look says &#8220;groupie&#8221; or &#8220;hooker,&#8221; but I was pleased either way.<\/p>\n<p>Hours later, I felt like this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/luxury-cruise-ship-costa-concordia.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8448\" title=\"luxury-cruise-ship-costa-concordia\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/luxury-cruise-ship-costa-concordia.jpg?resize=600%2C312\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"312\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/luxury-cruise-ship-costa-concordia.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/luxury-cruise-ship-costa-concordia.jpg?resize=300%2C156&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I saw this image on TV and said to my husband: &#8220;Look honey, there&#8217;s me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He didn&#8217;t know what I meant so I had to explain, &#8220;I&#8217;m a big sinking ship laying on its side and nobody knows what to do with me.&#8221; &nbsp;\u00a0He took the wise option of going to bed.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s so hard to maintain a feeling of okayness. &nbsp;\u00a0Know what I mean?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Earlier tonight, I got my hair trimmed and felt pretty smug. I asked my husband to take a picture of me. I&#8217;m not sure whether this look says &#8220;groupie&#8221; or &#8220;hooker,&#8221; but I was pleased either way. Hours later, I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/mood-swings\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9],"tags":[475,204],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2ce","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8446"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8446"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8446\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}