{"id":851,"date":"2008-05-08T15:38:43","date_gmt":"2008-05-08T23:38:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=851"},"modified":"2008-05-08T15:38:43","modified_gmt":"2008-05-08T23:38:43","slug":"again-with-the-penis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/again-with-the-penis\/","title":{"rendered":"Again With the Penis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/hello-ring-silver.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-852\" title=\"hello-ring-silver\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/hello-ring-silver-241x300.jpg?resize=241%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"241\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/hello-ring-silver.jpg?resize=241%2C300&amp;ssl=1 241w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/hello-ring-silver.jpg?w=300&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 241px) 100vw, 241px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes, more penis jewelry! This ring comes in silver or gold. Check it out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chihapaura.com\/?page=collection&amp;id=68\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>, where you can find lots of other noteworthy conceptual jewelry.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/mrarmbone.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-853\" title=\"mrarmbone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/mrarmbone-225x300.jpg?resize=225%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/mrarmbone.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/mrarmbone.jpg?w=300&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Not a penis but still covetable, this bracelet by Deadly Ponies is available <a href=\"http:\/\/www.generalcucumber.com\/designer.php?designer=12&amp;action=list\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Either piece would make a nice gift for Mother&#8217;s Day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, more penis jewelry! This ring comes in silver or gold. Check it out here, where you can find lots of other noteworthy conceptual jewelry. Not a penis but still covetable, this bracelet by Deadly Ponies is available here. Either &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/again-with-the-penis\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,2],"tags":[131,174,173],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-dJ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/851"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=851"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/851\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}