{"id":8524,"date":"2012-02-10T00:11:22","date_gmt":"2012-02-10T08:11:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8524"},"modified":"2012-02-10T00:11:22","modified_gmt":"2012-02-10T08:11:22","slug":"i-had-an-affair-with-president-kennedytoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/i-had-an-affair-with-president-kennedytoo\/","title":{"rendered":"I Had an Affair With President Kennedy,Too!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/me-and-him.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8525\" title=\"me and him\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/me-and-him.jpg?resize=522%2C458\" alt=\"\" width=\"522\" height=\"458\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/me-and-him.jpg?w=522&amp;ssl=1 522w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/me-and-him.jpg?resize=300%2C263&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 522px) 100vw, 522px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I wasn&#8217;t going to tell, but if everyone else is <a href=\"http:\/\/today.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/46315055\/ns\/today-books\/#.TzTLnk7Cnjs\" target=\"_blank\">telling<\/a>, I&#8217;m going to clear my conscience.<\/p>\n<p>Not that I feel guilty. I was only ten years old and things happened so fast. Sure, I knew he was married. But he was so handsome and he was the President and I have Daddy Issues. &nbsp;\u00a0I wouldn&#8217;t call it &#8220;forced&#8221; sex but it wasn&#8217;t my idea. I didn&#8217;t even wear a bra yet. But I gave myself willingly, and by that I mean I just lay there thinking. &#8220;If only I could tell my mom about this!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I never called him Jack or even John. He was always Mister President. When we swam together in the White House pool, I had to wear water wings, but Mister President told me they were sexy. He was so affectionate and sensual. Sometimes, as we relaxed in bed, he would help me with my math homework.<\/p>\n<p>I do think he really cared for me, even if I wasn&#8217;t his only mistress. The way he looked at me&#8230;I could tell it was real. I&#8217;m not sorry about anything, but don&#8217;t ask me to explain the fish. Let&#8217;s just say it was very, very special.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wasn&#8217;t going to tell, but if everyone else is telling, I&#8217;m going to clear my conscience. Not that I feel guilty. I was only ten years old and things happened so fast. Sure, I knew he was married. But &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/i-had-an-affair-with-president-kennedytoo\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8,6],"tags":[115,1020,1021],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2du","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8524"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}