{"id":854,"date":"2008-05-08T16:33:12","date_gmt":"2008-05-09T00:33:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=854"},"modified":"2008-05-08T16:33:12","modified_gmt":"2008-05-09T00:33:12","slug":"prostitute-chic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/prostitute-chic\/","title":{"rendered":"Prostitute Chic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/thayer-mini.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-855\" title=\"thayer-mini\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/thayer-mini-152x300.jpg?resize=152%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"152\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/thayer-mini.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/thayer-mini.jpg?w=201&amp;ssl=1 201w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 152px) 100vw, 152px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Look at this new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/fringe-miniskirt-thayer\/vp\/v=1\/845524441819179.htm?folderID=2534374302029428&amp;fm=whatsnew\" target=\"_blank\">skirt<\/a> at shopbop, by Thayer, available for only $253. It&#8217;s 100% polyester (so no hookers were killed in the process, I guess.) I love the description: &#8220;Destined to become a signature piece.&#8221; Ha! I wish I could write copy for shopbop, it would be a dream come true!<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know who would wear Thayer&#8217;s Signature Piece, besides Lyndsay Lohan. Or her mom. But I think this four piece <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spicylingerie.com\/gw-c040.html\" target=\"_blank\">get-up<\/a> for only $34 is a much better value. And it certainly could be someone&#8217;s Signature Piece.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/spicylingeriestore.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-856\" title=\"spicylingeriestore\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/spicylingeriestore-195x300.gif?resize=195%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"195\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/spicylingeriestore.gif?resize=195%2C300&amp;ssl=1 195w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/spicylingeriestore.gif?w=253&amp;ssl=1 253w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 195px) 100vw, 195px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look at this new skirt at shopbop, by Thayer, available for only $253. It&#8217;s 100% polyester (so no hookers were killed in the process, I guess.) I love the description: &#8220;Destined to become a signature piece.&#8221; Ha! I wish I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/prostitute-chic\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[175,123,80],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-dM","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/854"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=854"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/854\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}