{"id":8554,"date":"2012-02-23T02:04:04","date_gmt":"2012-02-23T10:04:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8554"},"modified":"2012-02-23T02:04:04","modified_gmt":"2012-02-23T10:04:04","slug":"problem-jewelry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/problem-jewelry\/","title":{"rendered":"Problem Jewelry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/horse-teeth-necklace.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8555\" title=\"horse teeth necklace\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/horse-teeth-necklace.jpg?resize=583%2C367\" alt=\"\" width=\"583\" height=\"367\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/horse-teeth-necklace.jpg?w=583&amp;ssl=1 583w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/horse-teeth-necklace.jpg?resize=300%2C188&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 583px) 100vw, 583px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This necklace of horse teeth is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.f-t.com.au\/catalog\/product_info.php\/cPath\/98\/products_id\/960\" target=\"_blank\">sold out<\/a> and it&#8217;s all my fault. I&#8217;m enslaved by tumblr and slacking off on my shopping tips. Please don&#8217;t be mad. You can&#8217;t have the necklace but for a little more money, you <em>can<\/em> have this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Margiela-brass-hand-bracelet.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8557\" title=\"Margiela brass hand bracelet\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Margiela-brass-hand-bracelet.jpg?resize=312%2C411\" alt=\"\" width=\"312\" height=\"411\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Margiela-brass-hand-bracelet.jpg?w=312&amp;ssl=1 312w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Margiela-brass-hand-bracelet.jpg?resize=227%2C300&amp;ssl=1 227w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 312px) 100vw, 312px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A bracelet by Martin Margiela that goes around your hand! How clever! Made of brass, it&#8217;s a hefty <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/hand-cuff-maison-martin-margiela\/vp\/v=1\/845524441932840.htm?folderID=2534374302024617&amp;fm=other-shopbysize&amp;colorId=12208\" target=\"_blank\">$635<\/a>&#8230; but what is money when it comes to a Statement Piece of jewelry?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This necklace of horse teeth is sold out and it&#8217;s all my fault. I&#8217;m enslaved by tumblr and slacking off on my shopping tips. Please don&#8217;t be mad. You can&#8217;t have the necklace but for a little more money, you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/problem-jewelry\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[644,37],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2dY","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8554"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8554"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8554\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}