{"id":8562,"date":"2012-02-24T01:59:55","date_gmt":"2012-02-24T09:59:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=8562"},"modified":"2012-02-24T01:59:55","modified_gmt":"2012-02-24T09:59:55","slug":"monkeys-its-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/monkeys-its-on\/","title":{"rendered":"Monkeys: It&#8217;s On!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Valentino-monkey-earrings-sold-out.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8564\" title=\"Valentino monkey earrings - sold out\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Valentino-monkey-earrings-sold-out.jpg?resize=308%2C462\" alt=\"\" width=\"308\" height=\"462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Valentino-monkey-earrings-sold-out.jpg?w=308&amp;ssl=1 308w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Valentino-monkey-earrings-sold-out.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 308px) 100vw, 308px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s official: Monkeys are the new black. The earrings above are sold out at net-a-porter, even though they just appeared on the website. Shit! Time waits for no man at net-a-porter.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Monkey-necklace-by-Amedeo-sold-out.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8565\" title=\"Monkey necklace by Amedeo - sold out\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Monkey-necklace-by-Amedeo-sold-out.jpg?resize=308%2C462\" alt=\"\" width=\"308\" height=\"462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Monkey-necklace-by-Amedeo-sold-out.jpg?w=308&amp;ssl=1 308w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Monkey-necklace-by-Amedeo-sold-out.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 308px) 100vw, 308px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This monkey necklace is also sold out! You&#8217;ve just saved $1,220. Net-a-porter <a href=\"http:\/\/www.net-a-porter.com\/product\/196449#\" target=\"_blank\">says<\/a>: <em>Amedeo&#8217;s monkey cameo is a wonderfully unique adornment. Wear it to lend antique appeal to summer tops and skirts.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I could argue that nothing would lend antique appeal to &#8220;tops and shorts&#8221; unless they were made in the 19th century but why bother.<\/p>\n<p>Start curating your monkey-themed crap asap! Don&#8217;t say I didn&#8217;t warn you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s official: Monkeys are the new black. The earrings above are sold out at net-a-porter, even though they just appeared on the website. Shit! Time waits for no man at net-a-porter. This monkey necklace is also sold out! You&#8217;ve just &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/monkeys-its-on\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[247,300,170],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2e6","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8562"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8562"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8562\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}